An appalling lack of breakfast tacos (or reason #5 why I miss Austin)

I ALWAYS get cravings for breakfast tacos when it is impossible to acquire anything resembling a breakfast taco. Therefore, here, in the middle of white-bread Evanston, just shy of the end of breakfast-time, I WANT A BREAKFAST TACO. I want THREE BREAKFAST TACOS.

But there are no breakfast tacos to be had. :(