An appalling lack of breakfast tacos (or reason #5 why I miss Austin)

I ALWAYS get cravings for breakfast tacos when it is impossible to acquire anything resembling a breakfast taco. Therefore, here, in the middle of white-bread Evanston, just shy of the end of breakfast-time, I WANT A BREAKFAST TACO. I want THREE BREAKFAST TACOS.

But there are no breakfast tacos to be had. :(

You have acquired...breakfast.

I am a cereal hoarder. I buy cereal even when I don't "need" it, just so I can have more cereal diversity in my kitchen.

My current cereal round-up:

• Multigrain Cheerios
• Mother's Peanut Butter Bumpers (it's like organic Peanut Butter Captain Crunch)
• Jewel-Osco brand Peanut Butter Spheres
• Fruity Cheerios (eat your heart out, Brendan)
• Kix
• Life
• Mother's Cinnamon Oat Crunch